That’s a new low even for a mongoloid like Halburn.
Karen Haynes has done nothing but good for Putnam County. Her hard work and community involvement should be applauded not belittled.
Especially from someone of Halburn’s ilk.

But this just shows the lengths Halburn will go to in order to get back at those who will not do his bidding.
His petty vendetta against Joe Haynes is one thing, but to attack his wife is beyond the pale.

You’re a sad pathetic little man who will never amount to anything, Halburn. Except a thorn in the side of all decent people. If she were my wife, I’d kick your ass from one end of the county to the other.

You are a disgrace and an embarrassment to the human race.
You owe Karen and Joe Haynes a public apology.

CONTINUING VENDETTA DISGUISED AS NEWS STORY

By Mike Ballburn
Publisher
PutnamLIES.com

The WV Public Service Commission has Granted American Electric Power a one half of 1 percent rate increase.

AEP says this increase will amount to about 50 cents a month and will be used for conservation programs.

The extra money will to go toward the cost of home energy audits, more efficient light bulbs and other efforts to reduce electricity consumption.

Of course, Mr Credibility & Respect, Mark Halburn is immediately against it.
Why?
50 cents a month will deprive him of a candy bar.

He has no problem with wasting our precious energy resources. He is against people finding out where their houses are leaking air and weatherizing them. He is against people using energy efficient bulbs in their homes. Mark Hallburn wants people to use MORE electricity.

How else can it be explained?
He obviously wants to put more money in the pockets of AEP.

C’mon dummy, you ought to be applauding this move. Less energy use means less money for AEP.
Hah! Stick it to the man!

But when your second wife pays the bills it doesn’t really matter, does it Halburn?

Halburn thinks the company should cut executives’ salaries and eliminate retirement pay. He also believes elected officials should serve with no pay and retired people shouldn’t be able to work. He is clearly a Bolshevik and biased against the elderly.

We would suggest to Halburn that he is jealous that someone is making more money than him. Why don’t you get a real, full time job that has retirement benefits, or any benefits for that matter, fartsack?
Both of these gentlemen worked their entire careers for these companies and are entitled to their retirements. They are also entitled to take another job or hold elected office.
Neither of which, we would like to point out, you will ever be able to do.

Nobody likes to pay more, but with energy costs increasing every day, utilities must be able to recover their costs. It’s simple economics.
But we wouldn’t expect someone who’s filed bankruptcy twice in the last 15 years to understand that. You can file again in 2011, so start getting those papers ready, you irresponsible fuck.

This is yet another example in a long string of Halburn & PutnumLive.com trying to pass off the thinly veiled vendettas against Joe Haynes and AEP as news stories. He’s a liar, hack and a bully.

Meanwhile, here at PutnamLIES.com we will continue to advocate energy conservation. Because everyone, including retirees and government employees, has a duty to conserve.The people of Putnam County aren’t stupid, they know that in the long run saving energy saves money.

Halburn is certainly feeling the heat in the community. Let’s turn it up on him.

We started PutnamLIES.com to do one thing: Expose the lies that Mark Halburn was printing everyday on his blog. The LIES we’re talking about are his.
Now that we’ve been doing it for over a year, he doesn’t seem to like it very much.
Advertisers have left and his readership numbers, which were greatly exaggerated in the first place, are WAY down. His whining blog about Walmart has come to an end. We saw to that. He’s slipped into utter irrelevance because of us and it kills him.
But our job’s not over. Mission accomplished? Not by a long shot.

People are now asking him about us. Why else would he call attention to us on his blog?

We really got under his thin skin with our last story by pointing out his seven high schools remark.

Well, we’re gonna have our say here, fatsack.

Not counting Christian schools doesn’t make us anti-Christian. Most people in the county don’t count them and couldn’t even name them. Unless you have a kid there they’re an afterthought.
They have a total enrollment of maybe 200 high school students between the three of them. Insignificant.
There are almost 3000 students in Putnam County high schools.

How many high school students are home schooled in the county? We didn’t count them either. We guess that makes us anti-home school in your eyes.

We eat bacon too, does that make us anti-Semitic?

The only anti we are is anti-YOU, numbnuts.

And from now on, you fat prick, when you write about us, put in the link to our page so your readers can see the truth about you, just like the people at Trader Joe’s did.
Yeah, that’s right. They came here to read about you.

We’re putting you, your “advertisers” and anyone else you promote on notice. We are going to parody and belittle all of you. If you don’t want it done don’t associate with Halburn. He is a boil on the ass of civilized society and we’re here to lance it.

We at PutnamLIES.com wear Halburn’s opprobrium like a badge of honor.

You want to run down the list for us, Crisco?
If this were true, there would be 3 more schools that wouldn’t hire you either.

Now he’ll correct his sloppy reporting.
You can cut us a check when you get your allowance, porky.

Most people in Putnam County are familiar with the annual dog swim on Labor Day at Valley Park Wave Pool.
The pool closes for the summer and man’s best friends get a chance to enjoy the water. Donations are accepted at the door to raise money for the Putnam Animal Relief Fund to help build a new shelter in Putnam County. This year’s swim was the fourth annual.

Some dog haters feel that they, not dogs, should be the ones swimming, even though there are no lifeguards.
Mark Halburn is one of those.
He doesn’t want the dogs to swim in the pool.

Halburn was at the Parks Office Friday afternoon demanding to know why the pool was open for the dogs and closed early for people. (Keep in mind the swim was more than two weeks ago and the pool closed at the SAME TIME IT CLOSES EVERY YEAR.) He wanted to know how much it cost the taxpayers for the dogs to swim.
It didn’t cost taxpayers anything…it was all volunteers.

This year’s swim raised $1884.58 and there were about 300 dogs that had fun at the pool. Everyone had a great time (except for Halburn, who hates dogs) and can’t wait for next year.

What kind of cruel bastard would deny dogs a swim in the pool?
Just remember, many serial killers got their start abusing animals.

So I stole Matthew’s pool. The little bastard never swims in it anyway. All that work and the little shit won’t go near it.
Now, if I could just find a way to skim off all this grease floating on the surface.

There’s a reason the pools are closed, shithead. And you know exactly what it is.
It’s got nothing to do with Joe Haynes, Steve Andes, Scott Williamson, Sally Holliday or Cordie Fucking Hudkins.
It’s because there are no lifeguards.

It doesn’t matter if it’s 86 degrees or 186 degrees. They’re not going to open the pool back up for a day because you broke a sweat. Especially with no lifeguards.
Plus it’s been in the 50s at night for the past couple of weeks. Do you have any idea how quick a pool cools off with temps like that?
Then you’d be complaining that the pool was open but it wasn’t heated.

Seriously asshole, just how many times did YOU go to the pool here this summer?

Public pools use college students as lifeguards. Most college students have been back in school for the last month.
Public pools around here close by Labor day. It’s a fact of life. Get used to it.
If you don’t like it, go back to California. Don’t go away mad, just go away.

Judge Kaufman explained it to you when you were convicted of trespassing in May.

“If my memory serves me,” he said, “most all public pools are closed that last week in August because the lifeguards go back to school. And they can’t get lifeguards to open up.”

What’s so difficult about understanding that? What do you want? Press gangs to round up people off the streets as lifeguards so you can soak your fat ass when it gets hot at the end of September?

Or are you suggesting that they open without them?
You would be the the first one to accuse county officials of blatantly disregarding the safety of the swimming public if they did so.

If you want to swim, there’s a pool at the Tri-County YMCA that’s open 353 days a year. But then you’d have to pay for a membership there and we all know that’s not going to happen, you cheap bastard.

Shut the fuck up.